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RankItemQuantity
#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#785ASCII shirt1
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#626Corpse Island iced tea8
#753Crimbo pie1
#2098Crown of the Goblin King8
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#459Feynman gate22
#512Frat Army FGF1
#607Gaia beads1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#730Let Me Be!2
#44Libram of Love Songs2
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#289Mr. Joe's bangles5
#2214Mr. Mediocrebar6
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#477Ol' Scratch's salad fork2
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#612PADL Phone1
🥉Spooky Putty mitre1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#947Summer Nights1
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#574Tiki lighter1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#2405Valentine1
#187Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1374astronaut pants3
#4407badass belt7
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#643bed of coals1
#967beer bomb1
#874black candy heart1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#119blue plastic oyster egg35
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#597bottle of sewage schnapps2
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#5244box of sunshine6
#546can of fake snow1
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#110candy cornucopia1
#366capacitor relay32
#605carbon nanotube frame17
#530carbonated soy milk1
#633chocolate-frosted king cake2
#1978club necklace3
#651communications windchimes1
#284concentrated garbage juice3
#270corncob pipe5
#1214corpse on the beach3
#854corpsedriver5
#579corpsetini9
#173cup of infinite pencils9
#427deadly lampshade2
#617depantsing bomb1
#3286diamond necklace1
#597didgeridooka1
#1677drywall axe2
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#541energy drink IV1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#761fake blood1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#655ferret bait1
#2035filthy lucre1
#527filthy poultice1
#857fire5
#529fire poi1
#498flamin' bindle1
#383flowing hippy skirt1
#351foam noodle2
#202frayed rope belt7
#459freezin' bindle1
#402frigid air mattress2
#198frozen banquet12
#2871fruitcake2
#186fry-oil-flavored Hob-O1
#782funky dried mushroom1
#661gas balloon1
#188gatorskin umbrella1
#563giant foam finger1
#1268giant pinky ring8
#1138gingerbread bugbear17
#3809gingerbread horror1
#489green smoke bomb1
#4475grue egg2
#5202handful of confetti1
#1997heart necklace3
#1455heart-shaped balloon1
#385henna face paint1
#1015herbal stuffing7
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#1291hobo nickel1
#183hyperbolic plasma focuser21
#411inflatable duck2
#185ion grid80
#463jar of fermented pickle juice3
#405jar of squeeze2
#505keg shield1
#530kick-ass kicks1
#938lewd playing card1
#332logic synthesizer35
#454longhaired hippy wig1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#498meat engine1
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#492natural fennel soda1
#3383obsidian dagger1
#28old soft shoes1
#435orange peel hat1
#618oversized pipe1
#1351oyster basket2
#365panhandle panhandling hat3
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#806party hat1
#913patchouli incense stick1
#610perforated battle paddle1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2221possessed top1
#690prehistoric spear5
#688quantum polarity inducer3
#1730really dense meat stack1
#697reverse-oscillating klystron3
#418[2108]rock10
#388round green sunglasses1
#2145rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#1833rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#2767rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#257servomechanical torsion facilitator16
#575sewer nuggets1
#351sewer wad1
#1119snake1
#2494spade necklace2
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1389spectral pickle1
#633spooky felt14
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1571spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#1028stick1
#1092stick-on-a-string2
#243stringy sinew43
#2987stuffed Cheshire bitten15
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#4533stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech8
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#3557stuffed angry cow12
#4577stuffed astral badger8
#4051stuffed baby gravy fairy10
#3916stuffed cocoabo10
#2813stuffed flaming gravy fairy17
#3607stuffed frozen gravy fairy12
#3821stuffed hand turkey11
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#3092stuffed scary death orb15
#2086stuffed shoulder parrot8
#3386stuffed sleazy gravy fairy13
#2962stuffed snowy owl15
#3815stuffed spooky gravy fairy11
#4253stuffed stinky gravy fairy9
#2944stuffed undead elbow macaroni16
#1710sturdy Crimbo crate1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#6168tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#4899tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3268tiny plastic killer bee5
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#974toast655
#1620tofurkey gravy4
#1611tofurkey leg4
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#253tooth15
#1398toothsome rock5
#679toy crazy train12
#1689toy jet pack2
#182toy ray gun57
#1439toy space helmet3
#1384toy train1
#2485tree-eating kite3
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#575tube of dread wax1
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#510war tongs1
#940water pipe bomb1
#474water wings1
#525wheel7
#903white balloon1
#512wicker shield1
#1428yo4

Wow, that's 1,667 items total!

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