Museum :: bored at work

bored at work

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#2098	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#460	Feynman gate	22
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#835	Kissin' Cousins	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#44	Libram of Love Songs	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#2215	Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#476	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#613	PADL Phone	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#2404	Valentine	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#4409	badass belt	7
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#119	blue plastic oyster egg	35
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#597	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#546	can of fake snow	1
#1976	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#366	capacitor relay	32
#605	carbon nanotube frame	17
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#1978	club necklace	3
#650	communications windchimes	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#270	corncob pipe	5
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#854	corpsedriver	5
#579	corpsetini	9
#173	cup of infinite pencils	9
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#3284	diamond necklace	1
#596	didgeridooka	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#762	fake blood	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#656	ferret bait	1
#2034	filthy lucre	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#855	fire	5
#529	fire poi	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#351	foam noodle	2
#202	frayed rope belt	7
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#198	frozen banquet	12
#2871	fruitcake	2
#186	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#1268	giant pinky ring	8
#1138	gingerbread bugbear	17
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#4476	grue egg	2
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#1995	heart necklace	3
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#1014	herbal stuffing	7
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#1291	hobo nickel	1
#183	hyperbolic plasma focuser	21
#411	inflatable duck	2
#185	ion grid	80
#462	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#505	keg shield	1
#529	kick-ass kicks	1
#937	lewd playing card	1
#332	logic synthesizer	35
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#498	meat engine	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#493	natural fennel soda	1
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#1351	oyster basket	2
#365	panhandle panhandling hat	3
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#806	party hat	1
#913	patchouli incense stick	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#2220	possessed top	1
#690	prehistoric spear	5
#688	quantum polarity inducer	3
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#697	reverse-oscillating klystron	3
#418	[2108]rock	10
#388	round green sunglasses	1
#2146	rubber WWBD? bracelet	3
#1835	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#2766	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#3650	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#2414	sandwich of the gods	1
#257	servomechanical torsion facilitator	16
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#351	sewer wad	1
#1119	snake	1
#2493	spade necklace	2
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#633	spooky felt	14
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#1028	stick	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#243	stringy sinew	43
#2986	stuffed Cheshire bitten	15
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#4531	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	8
#2344	stuffed alien blob	2
#3557	stuffed angry cow	12
#4577	stuffed astral badger	8
#4050	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#3916	stuffed cocoabo	10
#2813	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	17
#3605	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	12
#3819	stuffed hand turkey	11
#6293	stuffed mind flayer	4
#3091	stuffed scary death orb	15
#2086	stuffed shoulder parrot	8
#3384	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	13
#2960	stuffed snowy owl	15
#3814	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	11
#4250	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	9
#2942	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	16
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8208	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#4897	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#1715	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#6231	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#3267	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#4343	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#6131	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#975	toast	655
#1619	tofurkey gravy	4
#1610	tofurkey leg	4
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#253	tooth	15
#1399	toothsome rock	5
#679	toy crazy train	12
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#182	toy ray gun	57
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#1384	toy train	1
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#510	war tongs	1
#941	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#525	wheel	7
#903	white balloon	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#1428	yo	4

Wow, that's 1,667 items total!

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