Museum :: bored at work

bored at work

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#2099	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#459	Feynman gate	22
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#44	Libram of Love Songs	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#2214	Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#4406	badass belt	7
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#119	blue plastic oyster egg	35
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#596	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#545	can of fake snow	1
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#365	capacitor relay	32
#605	carbon nanotube frame	17
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#1980	club necklace	3
#651	communications windchimes	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#270	corncob pipe	5
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#854	corpsedriver	5
#579	corpsetini	9
#173	cup of infinite pencils	9
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#761	fake blood	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#656	ferret bait	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#858	fire	5
#529	fire poi	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#351	foam noodle	2
#202	frayed rope belt	7
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#198	frozen banquet	12
#2871	fruitcake	2
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#662	gas balloon	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#1269	giant pinky ring	8
#1139	gingerbread bugbear	17
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#4477	grue egg	2
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#1997	heart necklace	3
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#1017	herbal stuffing	7
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#1286	hobo nickel	1
#182	hyperbolic plasma focuser	21
#411	inflatable duck	2
#184	ion grid	80
#460	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#506	keg shield	1
#531	kick-ass kicks	1
#935	lewd playing card	1
#332	logic synthesizer	35
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#498	meat engine	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#492	natural fennel soda	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#1352	oyster basket	2
#365	panhandle panhandling hat	3
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#807	party hat	1
#914	patchouli incense stick	1
#611	perforated battle paddle	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#690	prehistoric spear	5
#688	quantum polarity inducer	3
#1729	really dense meat stack	1
#697	reverse-oscillating klystron	3
#420	[2108]rock	10
#389	round green sunglasses	1
#2146	rubber WWBD? bracelet	3
#1836	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#2766	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#257	servomechanical torsion facilitator	16
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#351	sewer wad	1
#1120	snake	1
#2494	spade necklace	2
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#633	spooky felt	14
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#1029	stick	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#244	stringy sinew	43
#2988	stuffed Cheshire bitten	15
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#4532	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	8
#2344	stuffed alien blob	2
#3555	stuffed angry cow	12
#4576	stuffed astral badger	8
#4050	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#3915	stuffed cocoabo	10
#2812	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	17
#3605	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	12
#3819	stuffed hand turkey	11
#6291	stuffed mind flayer	4
#3090	stuffed scary death orb	15
#2086	stuffed shoulder parrot	8
#3387	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	13
#2960	stuffed snowy owl	15
#3814	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	11
#4252	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	9
#2942	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	16
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#3896	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4023	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8212	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#6168	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#4901	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#1717	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#8175	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#8221	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#8152	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#6233	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8093	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8059	tiny plastic grue	1
#3266	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#8201	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#6134	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8137	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#2764	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#974	toast	655
#1620	tofurkey gravy	4
#1611	tofurkey leg	4
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#253	tooth	15
#1398	toothsome rock	5
#679	toy crazy train	12
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#182	toy ray gun	57
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#1384	toy train	1
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#511	war tongs	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#525	wheel	7
#903	white balloon	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#1428	yo	4

Wow, that's 1,667 items total!

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