Museum :: jOgel

jOgel

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#19	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	5
#233	"caramel" orange	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#121	Ambitious Turkey	2
#15	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#29	Arrow (+1)	32
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#59	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#41	AutumnFest ale	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#27	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#71	Bruno's blessing of Mars	4
#89	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#170	Chroner	448
#153	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#197	Crimbo food scraps	2
#107	Crimbo train emergency brake	31
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#23	Crimbuccaneer breeches	7
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#22	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	9
#132	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	58
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#112	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#305	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#128	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	5
#107	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
#51	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#37	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	5
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#136	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#195	D roll	36
#42	Dad's brandy	2
#1769	Daffy Taffy	3
#104	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#217	Effermint™ tablets	3
#22	Elf Army machine parts	127
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#138	Elf Guard MPC	1,828
#51	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#74	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	2
#64	Elf Guard eyedrops	7
#59	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#20	Elf Guard insignia (private)	8
#73	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
#73	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#25	Elf Guard patrol cap	7
#96	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#50	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#108	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	7
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#21	Elvish underarmor	2
#14	Flag by the Foot™	3
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#22	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	2
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#106	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#159	Friendliness Beverage	38
#30	Giant black monolith	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#113	Jamaican coffee	1
#65	Kelflar vest	2
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#27	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	2
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#27	Loathing Idol Microphone	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#22	Manual of Secret Door Detection	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#24	Meat Butler	2
#218	Milk Studs	11
#380	Misty Robe	1
#30	Mr. Accessaturday	1
#9	Mr. Big's Wallet	2
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#204	New Zealand iced tea	42
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#224	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	5
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#218	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#250	PEEZ dispenser	14
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#17	Red Russian	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#98	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#88	Roman sadnals	4
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#20	Sexy Cosmo	1
#12	Souvenir Chopsticks	2
#22	Spirit of Easter	1
#16	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1
#13	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#27	Spooky VHS Tape	1
#58	Spring Bros. solenoid	3
#91	Strix stix	46
#62	Swedish coffee	1
#269	Swizzler	10
#156	TI-9000 calculator	5
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#109	Texas tea	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#175	Trainbot circuitry	1
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#166	Trainbot linkages	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#164	Trainbot optics	1
#169	Trainbot plating	1
#161	Trainbot servomotors	1
#234	Trainbot slag	1
#173	Trainbot tubing	1
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#192	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	5
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#166	Ye Olde Meade	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2774	Yummy Tummy bean	3
#193	Z-Bone steak	2
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#83	abstraction: sensation	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#22	actual blood sausage	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#10	adobe ayam	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#251	alien drugs	3
#96	alien hologram projector	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#600	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#535	ant agonist	2
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#266	armgun	9
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#171	arrowgram	6
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#157	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	2
#144	artisanal limoncello	4
#433	asbestos apron	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#37	autumn dollar	2
#33	autumn leaf	3
#33	autumn years wisdom	6
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#78	baby rigging snake	1
#200	backwoods screwdriver	3
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#105	badass pie	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#281	bag of W&Ws	7
#147	bag of lard	8
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#30	baloney rotgut	33
#42	banana candle	1
#435	banana peel	5
#79	banjo kazoo mount	2
#1234	bar skin	1
#194	barbed-wire fence	36
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#59	basaltamander tongue	1
#402	baseball	10
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#606	batblade	2
#1172	batgut	1
#223	bazookafish bubble gum	9
#587	beach glass bead	2
#658	beer bomb	11
#572	beer bong	1
#514	beer helmet	3
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#788	beertini	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#148	bellhop bell	3
#147	berries of suffering	1
#100	big dribbly candle	1
#497	big red clown nose	10
#210	big stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#377	bird rib	1
#122	birdbone corset	2
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#449	bit-o-cactus	4
#589	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#137	black friar's tonsure	2
#160	black magic powder	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#555	black polka-dot oyster egg	9
#734	black snake skin	2
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#3058	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#14	blood roll-up	1
#37	blood-soaked sponge cake	1
#98	bloodstain stick	2
#16	bloodstick	1
#797	bloody beer	3
#409	bloody mary	3
#52	blue grass	37
#95	blue money bag	3
#120	blue oyster badge	5
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1181	blue pixel	2
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#118	book of matches	8
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#268	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#127	bottle of Evermore	2
#278	bottle of Ooze-O	2
#77	bottle of Red-Out	6
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#244	bottle of black cat tonic	2
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#81	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1132	bottle of tequila	3
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1149	bottle of whiskey	5
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#102	bottled swamp gas	1
#247	bowling ball	1
#227	box of Dweebs	17
#363	boxed champagne	1
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#1190	boxed wine	2
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#277	bread man	1
#170	brigand brittle	22
#22	bronze polish	45
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#25	buñuelos Jaliscos	12
#143	button rouge	1
#238	cabooze	3
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#68	can of mixed everything	2
#77	can of the cheapest beer	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#80	candied lime	1
#105	candy cigarette	26
#101	cannonbomb	1
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#27	carton of gaspers	33
#205	carton of rotten eggs	6
#23	centurion helmet	4
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#664	cherry	1
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#158	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	3
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#230	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#227	chocomotive	4
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#153	cigar box turtle	1
#204	cinnamon machine oil	1
#121	clear Russian	3
#193	cloning kit	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#49	coney haunch	1
#149	corned beet	1
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#218	corpsebite	1
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1221	corpsetini	3
#122	costume rental shop	1
#104	cotton candy cone	8
#12	cotton candy cordial	5
#124	cotton candy pillow	3
#79	cotton candy plug	5
#120	cotton candy skoshe	1
#60	cranberry margarita (brackish)	37
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#22	crident	45
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#299	cup of primitive beer	5
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#122	dancing fan	2
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#47	dark chocolate egg	1
#86	dead lights pie	2
#162	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#127	distention pill	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#217	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1
#213	droll monocle	2
#265	eggwater	1
#158	electric copperhead potion	1
#129	electric pants	1
#132	elven hardtack	42
#129	elven magi-pack	17
#132	elven medi-pack	18
#179	elven squeeze	24
#124	ert grey goo ring	5
#175	escargotsicle	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#406	fat loot token	1
#117	festive egg sac	1
#82	filthy monkey head	2
#880	fine wine	1
#10	flagstone fez	1
#6	flagstone flag	1
#6	flagstone flail	1
#5	flagstone fleece	1
#7	flagstone flip-flops	1
#6	flagstone fringe	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#98	flask of egggrog	1
#142	flask of rainwater	3
#173	fleshy putty	2
#271	flour cookie	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#30	four-leaf potato sprout	1
#227	freightcake	4
#99	frozen turtle shell	1
#80	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#165	future drug: Coolscaline	4
#101	future drug: Muscularactum	18
#138	future drug: Smartinex	9
#589	ghost of a necklace	1
#259	giant tube of black lipstick	1
#102	gingerbread nylons	3
#95	gingerbread pirate	1
#137	giraffe-necked turtle	3
#128	gladiator tunica	2
#138	golden fleece	1
#322	gooified animal matter	1
#308	gooified mineral matter	1
#310	gooified vegetable matter	1
#105	grim fairy tale	1
#66	grog nuts	5
#195	gummi turtle	1
#34	gunwale	1
#43	half-digested rat	1
#89	hep waders	3
#236	honey-dew	1
#185	honey-drenched ham slice	1
#70	hot wine	3
#71	huge Crimbo cookie	4
#246	huge bowl of candy	1
#130	hustler shades	2
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#57	igloo pie	2
#140	impure gasoline	9
#128	industrially-crushed ice	1
#23	inflammable leaf	607
#218	janglin' bones	1
#125	jar full of wind	2
#121	jive turkey leg	21
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#306	kiwi	3
#192	kiwi beak	3
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#195	lab-grown meat	1
#149	law-abiding citizen cane	1
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#125	legitimate business on the beach	28
#270	library card	1
#137	liver and let pie	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#167	lost elf luggage	1
#275	lunar isotope	13
#149	lynyrd skinner toothblack	2
#75	madius	5
#613	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#646	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#303	magical pony: Shutterfly	5
#363	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	4
#608	magical pony: Uniquity	1
#666	martini	1
#37	massive wrench	2
#25	military orb	1
#66	military-grade peppermint oil	10
#147	miniature boiler	1
#105	misshapen animal skeleton	1
#49	moai toai	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#142	moonberry wine cooler	2
#180	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1
#12	mulled blood	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#46	mulled wine	2
#562	mummy costume	10
#118	muscle oil	1
#145	musk turtle	1
#110	ninja eyeblack	4
#132	ninja fear powder	1
#115	non-aged vinegar	25
#225	not-a-pipe	1
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#66	officer's nog	8
#142	old rosewater cream	1
#70	old-school pirate grog	2
#435	orange peel hat	1
#264	patent antipsychotics	1
#54	pegfinger	4
#50	peppermint bomb	7
#58	peppermint tack	12
#147	peppermint-scented socks	1
#116	pet anchor	1
#541	petrified wood	14
#143	pickled bread	1
#222	pile of Trainbot parts	1
#186	ping-pong ball	2
#72	piping organ pie	1
#78	pixel power cell	3
#30	pixel rock	1
#90	plague pie	5
#263	plain candy cane	1
#143	plastic Jefferson wings	2
#95	pocket wish	3
#224	pointy red hat	1
#181	poisonsettia	2
#95	potato alarm clock	1
#96	prank Crimbo card	1
#20	pro skateboard	1
#148	programmable turtle	1
#160	projectile chemistry set	3
#26	pteruges	3
#509	pumpkinhead mask	12
#141	punk patch	4
#103	purple prose pen	2
#161	pygmy adder oil	2
#198	pygmy papers	2
#52	quake of arrows	1
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#30	rainbow glitter candle	4
#103	ravenous eye	1
#86	red and white claret	2
#111	red blood cells	2
#145	red book	1
#384	red class ring	25
#103	red coat	1
#85	red money bag	15
#140	red red wine	3
#31	red white and blue claret	1
#15	red-soled high heels	1
🥇	refurbished air fryer	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#82	rum-soaked fruitcake	3
#84	salt wages	83
#151	salted mutton	1
#855	salty dog	1
#81	sawed-off blunderbuss	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#154	scrunchie tourniquet	5
#182	seal-blubber candle	21
#192	secret mummy herbs and spices	4
#204	security flashlight	1
#129	self-repairing earmuffs	1
#280	sensitive poetry journal	1
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#43	shadow bread	9
#41	shadow brick	4
#15	shadow chef's hat	1
#38	shadow flame	9
#40	shadow fluid	8
#34	shadow glass	5
#23	shadow hot dog	1
#32	shadow ice	8
#37	shadow nectar	9
#23	shadow pill	1
#32	shadow sausage	11
#39	shadow sinew	6
#53	shadow skin	5
#43	shadow stick	4
#13	shadow trousers	1
#21	shadow venom	20
#331	shiny hood ornament	2
#74	shipwright's hammer	2
#131	short deposition	5
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#196	silent pea shooter	2
#212	skelelton spine	3
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#422	sleeping wereturtle	1
#244	slingshot	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#121	soup turtle	1
#144	soyburger juice	1
#108	spicy jerky stick	3
#122	spooky alphabet block	1
#744	spooky sap	9
#80	spray chrome	2
#339	spray paint	4
#6	stained glass shield	1
#11	stained glass spectacles	1
#8	stained glass stetson	1
#8	stained glass suspenders	1
#8	stained hard candy	36
#280	star starfish	1
#136	steamed oyster	1
#151	steampunk potion	3
#125	stepmom's booze	1
#79	stomach turnover	1
#465	strawberry wine	1
#38	stuffed dinosaur	1
#59	stuffed kraken	2
#8890	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#80	sugarplum ration	5
#115	sun-dried tofu	2
#40	sundae ration	19
#40	super-absorbent tarp	4
#109	synthetic dog hair pill	2
#91	synthetic rock	1
#132	tangarita with a fly in it	2
#153	tangle of rat tails	1
#143	tarnished bottlecap	3
#291	tequila sunrise	3
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#237	that gum you like	2
#101	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#122	third ear	2
#459	thistle wine	2
#61	throbbing organ pie	2
#55	throwing candy	37
#113	time's arrow	3
#16	time-twitching toolbelt	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#25	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	2
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#370	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4900	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#6155	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#3306	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#2299	tofurkey gravy	2
#2296	tofurkey leg	2
#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#163	tonic djinn	1
#108	topiary nugglet	16
#126	tortoboggan	1
#19	totally sweet mohawk helmet	54
#356	traditional Crimbo cookie	6
#232	transporter transponder	1
#27	traumatic holiday memory	1
#316	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#73	trick coin	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#198	turtle wax	1
#133	turtle-shaped rock	1
#286	turtlemail bits	1
#135	twitching time capsule	2
#84	two meat muck	1
#21	ultra-soft ferns	1
#155	unflavored wine cooler	1
#154	unidentified drink	2
#187	universal biscuit	2
#113	unnamed cocktail	2
#154	unnatural gas	1
#63	unquiet spirits	33
#95	unsanitized scalpel	2
#141	unused soap	4
#247	unused walkie-talkie	1
#63	used beer	4
#16	vampagne	19
#131	vampire pellet	1
#229	very overdue library book	1
#152	vinyl ore	1
#165	viral DNA	3
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#386	vodka martini	2
#159	voodoo glowskull	2
#219	water purification pills	1
#74	whale cerebrospinal fluid	7
#262	whalebone corset	1
#31	whalecake	2
#73	whalesteak	6
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#49	white elephant gift	1
#1010	white lightning	2
#85	white money bag	6
#554	worn tophat	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#234	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#37	yule grog	1
#149	yule hatchet	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 5,703 items total!

what items are this player missing?