jdfalcon06

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#1961-ball37
#14272-ball1
#2493-ball23
#2224-ball28
#2275-ball26
#2446-ball24
#2347-ball28
#3498-ball78
#4019-ball2
#140Amulet of Yendor163
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#309Boris's key lime pie2
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#760Cloaca grenade15
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#689Corpse Island iced tea7
#587Crimbo pie2
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#313Divine1
#883Dyspepsi grenade10
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#355Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations9
#240Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues10
#355Dyspepsi-Cola helmet7
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#385Dyspepsi-Cola shield6
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#236Gordon Bennett1
#49Happy Birthday, Claude! cake100
#613Hell ramen1
#1867Imp Ale1
#213Jarlsberg's key lime pie4
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#172Knob lo mein1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#132Knoll lo mein1
#669LED block1
#115Loudmouth Larry Lamprey544
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#237Miniborg beeper2
#223Miniborg hiveminder2
#250Miniborg laser2
#72Miniborg stomper7
#42Miniborg strangler11
#1332Mob Penguin cellular phone7
#348Mon Tiki1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#401abominable snowcone30
#503accidental cider1
#314anniversary balloon3
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#140asparagus lo mein1
#769aspirin1
#358bätzle1
#147bag of airline peanuts177
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#271banana22
#90banana cream pie8
#222banana daiquiri1
#87banana milkshake1
#380banana peel8
#118banana smoothie8
#51banana spritzer8
#788beertini1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#589black & tan1
#191black candy heart67
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#407black snowcone8
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#110black-and-blue light554
#621bloody mary1
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#124blue plasma ball508
#341blue plastic oyster egg14
#1001blue polka-dot oyster egg4
#582blue snowcone6
#215blue striped oyster egg19
#254borg sock monkey9
#280boring spaghetti1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1329bottle of gin1
#679bottle of popskull1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#437bow1
#1427box of sunshine127
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#238brick163
#519broken cellular phone3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#705buckyball6
#510bunch of bananas6
#104bungle in the jungle13
#534calle de miel1
#554can of Swiller1
#545can of fake snow1
#944can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce9
#861candied yams10
#1384candy cane23
#149cheap studded belt409
#177cherry pie3
#824chopsticks1
#1275chunk of depleted Grimacite5
#194clown hammer144
#478club necklace14
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1468corpse on the beach2
#218corpsebite1
#1010corpsedriver4
#1221corpsetini3
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#154cream pie10
#523cruelty-free wine1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#476cyborg doll3
#286cyborg stompin' boot6
#109cymbal syrup139
#262deck of tropical cards2
#150defective skull160
#469delicious noodles1
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#882diamond necklace8
#281digital key lime pie2
#890doll house4
#266dry martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#929eggnog16
#132encoder ring145
#255especially salty dog1
#1900evil teddy bear3
#269explosion-flavored chewing gum101
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#159fake fake vomit181
#273fake hand100
#1008fake plastic grass1
#672fancy but probably evil chocolate10
#787fancy chocolate4
#323fettucini Inconnu1
#880fine wine1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#117flavored foot massage oil528
#195flower petal pie2
#861flute of flat champagne1
#116foam dart508
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#501frigid mote1
#1272fruitcake12
#604fuzzbump1
#1704ghost cucumber3
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#887gingerbread bugbear25
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#297gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#244golden ring89
#1909green beer1
#1005green glowstick1
#578green snowcone6
#549grog1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#907gyroscope2
#139handful of hand chalk407
#463handful of walnuts1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#532heart necklace13
#588herbal stuffing13
#433horizontal tango1
#266hot hi mein1
#170iGoogly148
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#314immense cyborg hand10
#563iron pasta spoon9
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#590jar of swamp gas46
#166jazz soap162
#189joybuzzer147
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#808killing feather48
#892kneecapping stick10
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#293laser-broiled pear27
#426lavender paisley oyster egg8
#283lavender plastic oyster egg13
#713lavender polka-dot oyster egg4
#181lavender striped oyster egg11
#160lemon meringue pie10
#624lihc eye pie1
#570lovecat tail1
#230lumbering jack1
#858mafia aria18
#145magical ice cube with a fly in it177
#310mandarina colada1
#480margarita1
#575marionette collective1
#666martini1
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#326mauve plastic oyster egg11
#461mauve polka-dot oyster egg7
#470mauve striped oyster egg9
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#267menudo ravioli1
#119mimosette1
#502monkey wrench1
#722monomolecular yo-yo57
#106mood ring128
#667mylar scout drone7
#360nanite-infested candy cane42
#77nanite-infested eggnog51
#105nanite-infested fruitcake37
#87nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear42
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#529ocean motion1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#924off-white plastic oyster egg5
#590off-white polka-dot oyster egg5
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#257old-fashioned1
#156olive lo mein1
#435orange peel hat1
#470orange snowcone17
#410oversized fish scaler10
#85pack of KWE trading card28
#187painful penne pasta1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#106parisian cathouse1
#1181penguin skin2
#472perpendicular hula1
#112personal massager339
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#127personalized coffee mug574
#150pet rock "Groucho" disguise160
#186pet rock "Snooty" disguise144
#929pink glowstick2
#594pink pony1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#128polyalloy shield15
#282pool cue23
#243pr0n m4nic0tti1
#337prussian cathouse1
#250puce paisley oyster egg10
#176puce plastic oyster egg18
#391puce polka-dot oyster egg10
#408puce striped oyster egg6
#148purple corpsel2
#191purple glowstick9
#335purple pixel pie1
#500purple snowcone15
#1303rag doll1
#327ratini1
#223ravioli della hippy1
#470red paisley oyster egg7
#117red plastic oyster egg28
#283red polka-dot oyster egg11
#645red snowcone4
#335red striped oyster egg9
#515redrum1
#439roboduck-on-a-string3
#130robotronic egg195
#454rockin' wagon1
#1256rogue swarmer45
#494roll in the hay1
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#764rubber WWJD? bracelet10
#979rubber WWSPD? bracelet8
#1730rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
#209rubber emo roe139
#647rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#241sawblade fragment91
#538scroll of pasta summoning20
#210set of jacks1
#422severed rocking horse head1
🥉shot of blackberry schnapps5,462
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#260shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#358shot of rotgut1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#546slap and tickle1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#232sleazy hi mein1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#463spade necklace14
#354spaghetti with Skullheads1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#858spectral pickle7
#374spiced rum1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#247spooky hi mein1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#168spooky lo mein1
#131stick-on eyebrow piercing446
#232stinky hi mein1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#163strawberry pie7
#465strawberry wine1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2011string of red beads2
#1192stuffed Cheshire bitten41
#651stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech69
#543stuffed angry cow80
#481stuffed astral badger89
#622stuffed baby gravy fairy75
#659stuffed cocoabo67
#848stuffed flaming gravy fairy58
#727stuffed frozen gravy fairy66
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#368stuffed gray blob119
#660stuffed hand turkey70
#467stuffed mind flayer91
#942stuffed ninja snowman3
#771stuffed scary death orb64
#1556stuffed sleazy gravy fairy33
#633stuffed snowy owl70
#667stuffed spooky gravy fairy70
#1458stuffed spooky mushroom5
#710stuffed stinky gravy fairy65
#709stuffed undead elbow macaroni67
#1041support cummerbund3
#119synthetic stuffing125
#1586teddy bear2
#602teddy borg14
#96teqiwila1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#162theoretical string155
#451thermos full of Knob coffee1
#536thistle wine1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#1390tiny plastic Cheshire bat13
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1522tiny plastic angry goat12
#2252tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#2518tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#803tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar6
#1047tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball17
#1383tiny plastic cocoabo13
#1988tiny plastic coffee pixie9
#723tiny plastic disco bandit7
#1407tiny plastic fuzzy dice13
#1671tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick11
#2879tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#1660tiny plastic grue11
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#3307tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#1618tiny plastic killer bee11
#3335tiny plastic leprechaun5
#1304tiny plastic levitating potato14
#1816tiny plastic mosquito10
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3303tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2877tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#3949tiny plastic stab bat4
#1388tiny plastic star starfish13
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#925tofurkey gravy9
#1009tofurkey leg8
#1081towel5
#1868toy crazy train2
#899toy deathbot1
#149toy hoverpad157
#335toy maglev monorail4
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#599tropical paperweight1
#715unstable laser battery54
#668vampire collar1
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#307vibrating cyborg knife13
#357vitachoconutriment capsule16
#639vodka and cranberry1
#466vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#649whiskey and cola1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#1104white lightning1
#151whoopie cushion176
#162wind-up chattering teeth166
#415wine spritzer1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#139x-ray specs158
#337yellow brick road1
#442yellow paisley oyster egg6
#765yellow plastic oyster egg8
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#158yellow snowcone180
#619yellow striped oyster egg4

Wow, that's 18,148 items total!

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