| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #295 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 27 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #393 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 18 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1690 | Imp Ale | 5 |
| #406 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 19 |
| #945 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #231 | Knob stuffed shells | 4 |
| #383 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 20 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2860 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #902 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #621 | candy brain | 3 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1024 | coconut shell | 5 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #814 | dry noodles | 12 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #391 | fancy dress ball | 34 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #1091 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #700 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #758 | hellion cube | 2 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1177 | ion grid | 6 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1043 | little paper umbrella | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #995 | magical ice cubes | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #419 | quantum polarity inducer | 8 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1104 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #288 | rockin' wagon | 3 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #308 | sausage pizza | 3 |
| #801 | scrumptious reagent | 11 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #478 | spooky length of string | 22 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #5254 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #707 | toothsome rock | 13 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #995 | toy crazy train | 7 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1429 | tree-eating kite | 12 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |