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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
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| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
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| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
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| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
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| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
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| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #46 | blue glowstick | 23 |
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| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
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| #226 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 3 |
| #1000 | easter egg balloon | 25 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
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| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #1676 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
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| #871 | glowing red eye | 3 |
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| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #264 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
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| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #561 | iGoogly | 32 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #222 | monomolecular yo-yo | 315 |
| #70 | mylar scout drone | 62 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
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| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #335 | pirate shirt | 5 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1038 | probability potion | 3 |
| #977 | procrastination potion | 5 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #659 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #265 | roboduck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #784 | robotronic egg | 37 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
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| #678 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
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| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
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| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
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| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #501 | toy hoverpad | 26 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1710 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #629 | unstable laser battery | 57 |
| #351 | useless powder | 418 |
| #882 | valuable trinket | 70 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #1783 | yellow snowcone | 3 |