| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #882 | iGoogly | 12 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #740 | nanite-infested candy cane | 16 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1444 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #783 | toy hoverpad | 12 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | yohohoyo | 23 |