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#19 | 100-Watt bulb | 10 |
#5 | 7-inch discus | 25 |
#57 | ASCII shirt | 67 |
#169 | Amulet of Yendor | 137 |
#50 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 10 |
#134 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
#4 | Cerebral Cloche | 112 |
#6 | Cerebral Crossbow | 112 |
🥈 | Cerebral Culottes | 112 |
#25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
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#384 | Crimboween memo | 25 |
#26 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 14 |
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#137 | Eau de Guaneau | 4 |
#13 | Elmley shades | 128 |
#1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
#59 | Goodfella contract | 883 |
#45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
#12 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 10 |
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#161 | Knob pasty | 3 |
#52 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 151 |
#28 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 221 |
#77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
#11 | Meat detector | 30 |
#115 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 30 |
#129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
#34 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 19 |
#14 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 50 |
#28 | SPF 451 lip balm | 63 |
#31 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 15 |
#49 | Tiki lighter | 6 |
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#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#40 | Zim Merman's guitar | 16 |
#3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
#48 | annoying pitchfork | 50 |
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#8 | ant hoe | 100 |
#10 | ant pick | 60 |
#64 | ant pitchfork | 9 |
#8 | ant rake | 100 |
#7 | ant sickle | 117 |
#75 | astronaut pants | 101 |
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#10 | badger badge | 20 |
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#34 | bag of lard | 31 |
#998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#61 | battered hubcap | 11 |
#10 | beaten-up Chucks | 109 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#54 | big bad voodoo mask | 17 |
#15 | black cowboy hat | 27 |
#162 | black eyedrops | 5 |
#34 | blackberry combat boots | 23 |
#47 | blue suede shoes | 2 |
#25 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 74 |
#39 | blundarrrbus | 10 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#14 | bone collar | 30 |
#20 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 54 |
#4 | bottle of antifreeze | 125 |
#8 | bottle of perfume | 10 |
#54 | bottle of pirate juice | 12 |
#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#16 | brass stinger | 20 |
#719 | brick | 49 |
#6 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 48 |
#8 | cactus monocle | 10 |
#348 | can of Binarrrca | 28 |
#17 | can of spinach | 107 |
#20 | can of starch | 10 |
#6 | candied yam pinky ring | 20 |
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#1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
#1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
#41 | cardboard box turtle | 2 |
#1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
🥇 | chintzy accordion pin | 3,332 |
#8 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1,326 |
🥉 | chintzy noodle ring | 4,683 |
🥇 | chintzy saucepan earring | 8,762 |
🥉 | chintzy seal pendant | 5,474 |
#8 | chintzy turtle brooch | 923 |
#18 | chocolate spurs | 30 |
#96 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 101 |
#23 | class five ecto-larva | 2 |
#510 | clown hammer | 54 |
#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
#16 | cracker | 30 |
#194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
#33 | deck of tropical cards | 10 |
#261 | defective skull | 93 |
#10 | dental pliers | 15 |
#132 | depantsing bomb | 48 |
#8 | diamond-studded fronts | 50 |
#29 | didgeridooka | 438 |
#198 | distilled fortified wine | 13 |
#83 | donkey flipbook | 9 |
#438 | encoder ring | 37 |
#646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
#1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
#5 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 70 |
#37 | exploding hacky-sack | 105 |
#287 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 98 |
#22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
#19 | eye-pod | 20 |
#117 | fake blood | 10 |
#614 | fake fake vomit | 51 |
#1793 | fake hand | 1 |
#16 | false eyelashes | 50 |
#1072 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
#286 | fancy dress ball | 51 |
#14 | fin-bit wax | 10 |
#971 | fire | 4 |
#23 | [2426]fire flower | 45 |
#19 | flaming glowsticks | 30 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#100 | freezerburned ice cube | 3 |
#16 | funky brass fez | 50 |
#8 | furry green earmuffs | 15 |
#16 | gazing shoes | 10 |
#4 | giant book of ancient carols | 20 |
#3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
#23 | green glowstick | 18 |
#11 | green pixie spog | 10 |
#27 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 81 |
#39 | happiness | 188 |
#4 | hardware upgrade | 40 |
#1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
#19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
🥈 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 4,780 |
#11 | hot date | 18,596 |
#65 | hot pink lipstick | 20 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#27 | hypodermic needle | 50 |
#24 | iced-out bling | 20 |
#5 | icicle katana | 50 |
#10 | imitation whetstone | 10 |
#55 | incredibly creepy marionette | 39 |
#1776 | ion grid | 1 |
#1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
#344 | jazz soap | 86 |
#225 | joybuzzer | 121 |
#361 | killer rag doll | 9 |
#11 | knobby kneepads | 15 |
#39 | lead necklace | 200 |
#28 | limburger biker boots | 20 |
#107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
#1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
#39 | longhaired hippy wig | 13 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
#1470 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 6 |
#19 | magnifying glass | 30 |
#22 | many-eyed glasses | 50 |
#11 | meatcar model | 50 |
#13 | menorette | 50 |
#8 | metal mandible | 20 |
#9 | metallic foil bow | 10 |
#10 | metallic foil radar dish | 10 |
🥈 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 30 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#72 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 10 |
#5 | miniature castagnets | 20 |
#24 | miniature dormouse | 10 |
#14 | miniature espresso maker | 50 |
#9 | mint-condition magic wand | 10 |
#15 | moonglasses | 50 |
#359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
#26 | nurse's hat | 18 |
#1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
#36 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 164 |
#45 | orange glowstick | 19 |
#67 | orange peel hat | 7 |
#28 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 84 |
#22 | outrageous sombrero | 11 |
#7 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 50 |
#1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
#11 | palm-frond toupee | 50 |
🥉 | panty raider camouflage | 605 |
#9 | penguin-smacking club | 20 |
#47 | perforated battle paddle | 211 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#262 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 100 |
#305 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 100 |
#141 | pink glowstick | 13 |
#22 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 73 |
#6 | plastic bib | 10 |
#4 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 6 |
#530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
#1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
#497 | possessed top | 11 |
#412 | prehistoric spear | 10 |
#22 | prosthetic forehead | 50 |
#7 | psychedelic bubble wand | 10 |
#34 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 101 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#9 | radioactive chew toy | 20 |
#18 | raffle prize box | 26 |
#36 | rainbow tie | 5 |
#33 | rat head balloon | 5 |
#9 | rattlesnake enrager | 10 |
#70 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 125 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#11 | reinforced furry underpants | 13 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#30 | rhesus monkey | 50 |
#1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
#322 | rubber emo roe | 98 |
#103 | sausage bomb | 22 |
#71 | scented massage oil | 27 |
#14 | sea salt scrubs | 35 |
#26 | sebaceous shield | 3 |
#1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#7 | shark jumper | 46 |
#21 | shark tooth | 28 |
#7 | shark tooth necklace | 23 |
#8 | shiny hood ornament | 378 |
#14 | shock collar | 50 |
#194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
#5 | six-armed sweater | 20 |
#190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
#29 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 50 |
#36 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 35 |
#20 | smile-sharpening stone | 50 |
#1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
🥉 | sponge helmet | 33 |
🥈 | spongy shield | 32 |
#2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
#445 | spooky felt | 21 |
#303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
#1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
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#761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
#798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
#15 | spoon! | 20 |
#5 | square sponge pants | 33 |
#1026 | stick | 1 |
#553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
#53 | straw hat | 6 |
#292 | string of blue beads | 38 |
#403 | string of green beads | 29 |
#341 | string of red beads | 32 |
#1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
#1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
#22 | sucky decal | 50 |
#15 | targeting chip | 50 |
#4 | tasteful black bow tie | 50 |
#361 | tasty tart | 4 |
#40 | teddy bear sewing kit | 10 |
#5 | teddy borg sewing kit | 20 |
#186 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 4 |
🥇 | teflon shield | 25 |
#232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#29 | tin star | 10 |
#21 | tiny Mountie hat | 20 |
#7 | tiny ballet slippers | 10 |
#14 | tiny balloon knife | 40 |
🥉 | tiny bindle | 20 |
#12 | tiny bust of Pallas | 20 |
#10 | tiny knife and fork | 50 |
#25 | tiny makeup kit | 10 |
#5 | tiny maracas | 50 |
#15 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 10 |
#441 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 16 |
#853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
#391 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
#394 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 11 |
#1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
#210 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 18 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#182 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 20 |
#235 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 57 |
#820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
#1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
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#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#196 | tiny plastic Felonia | 20 |
#913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
#935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
#730 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
#1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
#599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 21 |
#918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
#931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
#1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
#1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
#643 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
#708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
#272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
#50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
#813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
#1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#168 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 23 |
#1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
#735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
#1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
#434 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 16 |
#323 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
#303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
#477 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 15 |
#318 | tiny plastic angry goat | 48 |
#367 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 18 |
#1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
#1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
#248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 56 |
#355 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 43 |
#804 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
#237 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 14 |
#382 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 39 |
#951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
#1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
#940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
#430 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 37 |
#267 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 51 |
#173 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 22 |
#424 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 16 |
#456 | tiny plastic demoninja | 15 |
#148 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 23 |
#548 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 13 |
#657 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
#591 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 12 |
#1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
#627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
#273 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 50 |
#374 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 40 |
#453 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 36 |
#808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
#972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
#1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
#308 | tiny plastic grue | 47 |
#1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
#577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
#323 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 46 |
#314 | tiny plastic killer bee | 47 |
#1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
#314 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 46 |
#257 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 57 |
#908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
#320 | tiny plastic mosquito | 47 |
#866 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
#198 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 17 |
#66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 52 |
#433 | tiny plastic sauceror | 10 |
#690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
#343 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 12 |
#809 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
#507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
#553 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 13 |
#925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
#292 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 49 |
#854 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
#427 | tiny plastic stab bat | 37 |
#388 | tiny plastic star starfish | 39 |
#1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
#1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
#646 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
#233 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
#734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
#532 | tiny plastic warwelf | 13 |
#829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
#589 | tiny plastic zmobie | 12 |
#28 | tiny shaker of salt | 50 |
#37 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 30 |
#1404 | tooth | 1 |
#1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
#11 | toy crazy train | 590 |
#68 | toy jet pack | 101 |
#1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
#90 | toy ray gun | 101 |
🥈 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 50 |
#80 | toy space helmet | 101 |
#232 | tree-eating kite | 163 |
#9 | tropical paperweight | 35 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#132 | tube sock | 4 |
#9 | tuning fork | 30 |
#97 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 119 |
#5 | velcro boots | 20 |
🥉 | velcro broadsword | 25 |
🥉 | velcro paddle ball | 25 |
#4 | velcro shield | 25 |
#16 | velvet choker | 10 |
#4 | vinyl boots | 25 |
#4 | vinyl shield | 25 |
#23 | wax lips | 1 |
#43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
#20 | weegee sqouija | 10 |
#271 | wheel | 13 |
#303 | whoopie cushion | 102 |
#526 | wind-up chattering teeth | 61 |
#14 | woolen cravat | 10 |
#39 | wreath of laurels | 13 |
#41 | x-ray specs | 434 |
#308 | yellow snowcone | 109 |
#318 | yo | 30 |
#15 | zen motorcycle | 10 |
#1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |