| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #265 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 23 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #457 | BURT | 31 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #43 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 14 |
| #28 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 12 |
| #29 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 12 |
| #29 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 11 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #31 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 11 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbo Credit | 602 |
| #11 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 250 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 92 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 34 |
| #17 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 41 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 2 |
| #12 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 50 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 55 |
| #17 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 36 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 34 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 29 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 36 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 35 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 45 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 30 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 93 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 29 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 8 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 34 |
| #61 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 89 |
| #51 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 34 |
| #17 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 30 |
| #16 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 44 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 89 |
| #17 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 29 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 43 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 5 |
| #66 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 28 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 4 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 89 |
| #69 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 24 |
| #55 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 88 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 28 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 5 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #50 | Instant Karma | 244 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 16 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #330 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #493 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #297 | nugget of Crimbonium | 5 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #60 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #33 | warbear auto-anvil | 5 |
| #29 | warbear chemistry lab | 5 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |