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| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #186 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 11 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #502 | Boss Bat britches | 29 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #921 | Crown of the Goblin King | 27 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #44 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 8 |
| #243 | Drowsy Sword | 78 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #163 | Goodfella contract | 345 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #256 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 96 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #351 | astral mushroom | 29 |
| #267 | badass belt | 138 |
| #227 | baggie of powdered sugar | 114 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #705 | box of sunshine | 433 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #916 | canteen of wine | 21 |
| #16 | carbon nanotube frame | 1,377 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #182 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 56 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #250 | green glowstick | 7 |
| #503 | handful of confetti | 79 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #700 | jar of swamp gas | 24 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #300 | knuckle sandwich | 83 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #326 | lesser grodulated violet | 4 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #197 | obsidian dagger | 66 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #14 | outrageous sombrero | 15 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #158 | pink glowstick | 12 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #8 | pointed stick | 305 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #105 | purple glowstick | 15 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #151 | rusty chain necklace | 23 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #143 | sawblade shield | 25 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #205 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #459 | spectre scepter | 71 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #30 | stuffed astral badger | 800 |
| #67 | sugar banana | 27 |
| #61 | sugar cherry | 37 |
| #93 | sugar lime | 14 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #22 | tin star | 13 |
| #2334 | toast | 46 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #265 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #163 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 55 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #84 | wad of cotton | 28 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #153 | wrench bracelet | 23 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |