| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #122 | evil teddy bear | 124 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #631 | fancy dress ball | 19 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #104 | lupine sword | 11 |
| #32 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 87 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #85 | pet rock | 85 |
| #781 | possessed top | 7 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #136 | snarling wolf shield | 7 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #760 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2495 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2188 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #144 | teddy borg | 70 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1528 | toast | 240 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #759 | toothsome rock | 12 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #75 | toy crazy train | 103 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #55 | toy mercenary | 101 |
| #116 | toy ray gun | 87 |
| #952 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #25 | tree-eating kite | 1,005 |
| #161 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 77 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #710 | yo | 12 |