| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #717 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1204 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2517 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #5 | bottle of moontan lotion | 28 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #481 | crystalline cheer | 8 |
| #286 | donated booze | 25 |
| #378 | donated candy | 12 |
| #277 | donated food | 27 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #485 | elven moonshine | 22 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #504 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #184 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3459 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #42 | moonberry wine cooler | 63 |
| #23 | moonglasses | 24 |
| #910 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2519 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1952 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #917 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2571 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |