| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #188 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #78 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 14 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #613 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 44 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #261 | Rock and Roll Legend | 6 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 17 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #74 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #151 | arrowgram | 10 |
| #1017 | badass belt | 53 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #142 | fistful of ashes | 35 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #298 | ghost of a necklace | 10 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #133 | loadstone | 7 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #845 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #767 | old sweatpants | 75 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #88 | psychic's amulet | 12 |
| #112 | psychic's circlet | 5 |
| #92 | psychic's crystal ball | 10 |
| #77 | psychic's pslacks | 16 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #74 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 11 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #732 | spectre scepter | 45 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #419 | stuffed martini | 21 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #747 | useless powder | 100 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |