| đŸ¥ˆ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #448 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 2 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #265 | Elf Guard MPC | 19 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| đŸ¥‡ | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #687 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #306 | donated booze | 22 |
| #234 | donated candy | 37 |
| #406 | donated food | 8 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #448 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1640 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| đŸ¥‡ | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #788 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #156 | space jam | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #304 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #14 | topiary noseplugs | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #38 | traffic jam toast | 3 |
| đŸ¥‡ | train whistle | 1 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |