| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #188 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 5 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #17 | bar whip | 14 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #449 | burst hellseal brain | 9 |
| #256 | cabooze | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #66 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #169 | cinnamon machine oil | 4 |
| #7 | damp bar rag | 185 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #296 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #651 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #113 | freightcake | 7 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #146 | lost elf luggage | 3 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1012 | old sweatpants | 42 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #298 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #155 | sealhide snare | 3 |
| #457 | shredded hellseal hide | 7 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2561 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #446 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |