| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #614 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 5 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #17 | bar whip | 14 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #452 | burst hellseal brain | 9 |
| #258 | cabooze | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #69 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #174 | cinnamon machine oil | 4 |
| #8 | damp bar rag | 185 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #653 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #118 | freightcake | 7 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #147 | lost elf luggage | 3 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #802 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1015 | old sweatpants | 42 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #155 | sealhide snare | 3 |
| #457 | shredded hellseal hide | 7 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #447 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |