| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #290 | Elf Guard MPC | 3 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #128 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #137 | delectable catalyst | 3 |
| #253 | donated booze | 30 |
| #210 | donated candy | 42 |
| #206 | donated food | 46 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #810 | old sweatpants | 68 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |