| đŸ¥ˆ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #319 | Elf Guard MPC | 3 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #577 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #128 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #637 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #567 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #137 | delectable catalyst | 3 |
| #260 | donated booze | 30 |
| #219 | donated candy | 42 |
| #211 | donated food | 46 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #74 | fried air | 24 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #448 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| đŸ¥‡ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #814 | old sweatpants | 68 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | train whistle | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |