| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2774 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #119 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 115 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #67 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 145 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #455 | atomic vector plotter | 8 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #4 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 9,873 |
| #439 | donated booze | 5 |
| #412 | donated candy | 8 |
| #424 | donated food | 5 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #920 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1914 | grue egg | 12 |
| #5201 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #325 | magical mystery juice | 25 |
| #1041 | old sweatpants | 39 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #1364 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #387 | recursive spline reticulator | 8 |
| #40 | reflection of a map | 24 |
| #813 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1674 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #181 | spooky wooden block | 43 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 9,944 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #408 | sub-molecular interocitor | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #521 | toy crazy train | 17 |
| #794 | toy jet pack | 9 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #941 | toy ray gun | 8 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #511 | tree-eating kite | 66 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1333 | useless powder | 14 |
| #356 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 31 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #783 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |