| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #118 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 115 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #67 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 145 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #455 | atomic vector plotter | 8 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #4 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 9,873 |
| #426 | donated booze | 5 |
| #401 | donated candy | 8 |
| #415 | donated food | 5 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #325 | magical mystery juice | 25 |
| #1037 | old sweatpants | 39 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #387 | recursive spline reticulator | 8 |
| #40 | reflection of a map | 24 |
| #809 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1673 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #180 | spooky wooden block | 43 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 9,944 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #408 | sub-molecular interocitor | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #521 | toy crazy train | 17 |
| #793 | toy jet pack | 9 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #940 | toy ray gun | 8 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #510 | tree-eating kite | 66 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1334 | useless powder | 14 |
| #356 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 31 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |