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| #1171 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #570 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #289 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #291 | Frat Army FGF | 9 |
| #151 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #319 | Hippy Army MPE | 12 |
| #375 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #215 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #468 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 4 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #130 | asshat | 30 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #396 | batblade | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #160 | black picnic basket | 12 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #76 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 12 |
| #234 | brick of sand | 7 |
| #69 | broken carburetor | 3 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #187 | chintzy turtle brooch | 5 |
| #1072 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #332 | commemorative war stein | 77 |
| #90 | denim axe | 6 |
| #186 | deodorant | 16 |
| #1651 | duct tape | 6 |
| #236 | dwarvish magazine | 5 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #197 | fancy seashell necklace | 89 |
| #853 | filthy lucre | 38 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #782 | handful of sand | 3 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #478 | ice-cold six-pack | 14 |
| #411 | large box | 8 |
| #87 | magic lamp | 12 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #539 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 34 |
| #663 | pile of candy | 7 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #411 | plot hole | 244 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #664 | porquoise | 11 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #181 | reodorant | 66 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #788 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #361 | silver shrimp fork | 5 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #378 | small box | 8 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #407 | spices | 50 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #397 | ten-leaf clover | 40 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #310 | white rice | 3 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1097 | yeti fur | 20 |