| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #120 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |