| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #469 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #576 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #309 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1567 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #971 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #1029 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1096 | Crimbuck | 512 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #254 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #195 | banana peel | 28 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #737 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #395 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| #304 | delicious salad | 198 |
| #437 | evil teddy bear | 31 |
| #209 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #264 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #155 | fancy bath salts | 140 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1324 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #182 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| #184 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #846 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #1331 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #287 | quantum taco | 98 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #121 | star key lime pie | 10 |
| #6297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1085 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7018 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3827 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4056 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4334 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4299 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5784 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1095 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1165 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #559 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #683 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2060 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1801 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #866 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #988 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #842 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1990 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1529 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2882 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1052 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2524 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1633 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #761 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2564 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1389 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1706 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #695 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |