| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #966 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #1026 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1097 | Crimbuck | 512 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #253 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #195 | banana peel | 28 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| #304 | delicious salad | 198 |
| #437 | evil teddy bear | 31 |
| #206 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #153 | fancy bath salts | 140 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #181 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #287 | quantum taco | 98 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #120 | star key lime pie | 10 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #678 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #758 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |