| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1566 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #969 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #1027 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1097 | Crimbuck | 512 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #254 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #194 | banana peel | 28 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #736 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| #304 | delicious salad | 198 |
| #437 | evil teddy bear | 31 |
| #209 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #155 | fancy bath salts | 140 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #180 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #288 | quantum taco | 98 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #121 | star key lime pie | 10 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4056 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #852 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #559 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1028 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #866 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #986 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #841 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2238 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #2027 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1377 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1630 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #761 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |