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| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
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| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
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| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
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| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
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| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
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| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #546 | fat stacks of cash | 12 |
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| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
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| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
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| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
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| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
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| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
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| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
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| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
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| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
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| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
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| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
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| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #446 | volcanic ash | 5 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |