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| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
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| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
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| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
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| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
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| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
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| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
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| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
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| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
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| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
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| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
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| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
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| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #446 | volcanic ash | 5 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |