| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #526 | 7-ball | 8 |
| #920 | 8-ball | 14 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #560 | CRIMBCO scrip | 350 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #240 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #140 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 5 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #367 | ballroom blintz | 6 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #96 | blue pixel | 1,257 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #380 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 11 |
| #82 | bottle of ultravitamins | 9 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2743 | candy cane | 6 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #522 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #444 | dehydrated caviar | 6 |
| #411 | desiccated apricot | 10 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1743 | elven suicide capsule | 6 |
| #405 | fancy bath salts | 24 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #421 | flute of flat champagne | 12 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #1125 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #479 | gob of wet hair | 19 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #84 | green pixel | 1,289 |
| #875 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #907 | handful of hand chalk | 9 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #704 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1769 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5717 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #390 | tap shoes | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #248 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |