| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #526 | 7-ball | 8 |
| #920 | 8-ball | 14 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO scrip | 350 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #239 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #140 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 5 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #368 | ballroom blintz | 6 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #95 | blue pixel | 1,257 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #380 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 11 |
| #82 | bottle of ultravitamins | 9 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #444 | dehydrated caviar | 6 |
| #411 | desiccated apricot | 10 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1744 | elven suicide capsule | 6 |
| #405 | fancy bath salts | 24 |
| #1535 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #422 | flute of flat champagne | 12 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #1127 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #478 | gob of wet hair | 19 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #83 | green pixel | 1,289 |
| #876 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #907 | handful of hand chalk | 9 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1771 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #834 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1728 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5712 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5770 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6348 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6329 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #390 | tap shoes | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4901 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6240 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2882 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4795 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4902 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |