| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #874 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #523 | 7-ball | 8 |
| #915 | 8-ball | 14 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #561 | CRIMBCO scrip | 350 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #140 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 5 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #367 | ballroom blintz | 6 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #95 | blue pixel | 1,257 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #381 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 11 |
| #82 | bottle of ultravitamins | 9 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #444 | dehydrated caviar | 6 |
| #410 | desiccated apricot | 10 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1743 | elven suicide capsule | 6 |
| #404 | fancy bath salts | 24 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #420 | flute of flat champagne | 12 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #1125 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #479 | gob of wet hair | 19 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| #83 | green pixel | 1,289 |
| #874 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #902 | handful of hand chalk | 9 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1768 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #389 | tap shoes | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |