| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
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| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #63 | yakskin skirt | 1 |