| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1632 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty mitre | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #2410 | box of sunshine | 46 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #1088 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1642 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #828 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #920 | elven moonshine | 8 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #88 | enchanted handwarmer | 2 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #425 | fat stacks of cash | 19 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #290 | jar of swamp gas | 199 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2304 | killing feather | 7 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1287 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #844 | rogue swarmer | 58 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #460 | sparkler | 11 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #884 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #247 | twitching claw | 15 |
| #835 | unstable DNA | 51 |
| #629 | unstable laser battery | 57 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |