| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #412 | battered Crimbo Crate | 27 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3226 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #549 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 18 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #638 | dusty Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #354 | elven suicide capsule | 35 |
| #482 | empty agua de vida bottle | 328 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #126 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #369 | mummy costume | 16 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #714 | petrified wood | 9 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #935 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #556 | spooky sap | 14 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #2294 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #1802 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #333 | stuffed mind flayer | 111 |
| #2618 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2024 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #411 | useless powder | 328 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |