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| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
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| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
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| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
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| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
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| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
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| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
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| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #11 | maiden wig | 1,482 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #849 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
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| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |