| #361 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 16 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #212 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #278 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 36 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #353 | Drowsy Sword | 54 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #183 | Heimandatz's heart | 8 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #316 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 79 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #17 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 32 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #21 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 4 |
| #22 | Staff of the Greasefire | 4 |
| #18 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 5 |
| #33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of the Soupbone | 3 |
| #20 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 3 |
| #12 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 3 |
| #22 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #329 | agua de vida | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #309 | around the world | 5 |
| #727 | badass belt | 70 |
| #555 | bloody beer | 10 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #10 | burst hellseal brain | 1,342 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #592 | facsimile dictionary | 16 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1547 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #24 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #918 | saucepan | 22 |
| #10 | shredded hellseal hide | 1,397 |
| #61 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #10 | torn hellseal sinew | 1,269 |
| #1148 | turtle totem | 11 |
| #34 | ye olde golde frontes | 7 |