| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2383 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #340 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #278 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #323 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 4 |
| #3271 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #715 | candy stake | 9 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #195 | evil googly eye | 25 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | gingerbread horror | 18 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #439 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #367 | spooky eggnog | 13 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #221 | stick-on-a-string | 19 |
| #420 | stringy sinew | 23 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #142 | toy crazy train | 68 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |