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| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #607 | Drowsy Sword | 29 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #92 | Frosty's frosty mug | 20 |
| #119 | Hodgman's blanket | 11 |
| #152 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 31 |
| #153 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 16 |
| #28 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 2 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #179 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 8 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #149 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 11 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #23 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 3 |
| #59 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #141 | balloon sword | 3 |
| #64 | basic meat staff | 3 |
| #91 | basic meat sword | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #121 | black sword | 32 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #169 | booty chest charrrm | 60 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #93 | bowl of fishysoisse | 9 |
| #51 | broken sword | 133 |
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| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #146 | cannonball charrrm | 66 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #60 | chrome staff | 9 |
| #90 | chrome sword | 9 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #190 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 47 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #107 | costume sword | 8 |
| #46 | dripping meat staff | 2 |
| #54 | dripping meat sword | 2 |
| #51 | eXtreme meat staff | 2 |
| #70 | eXtreme meat sword | 2 |
| #336 | elven limbos gingerbread | 39 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #55 | flaming cardboard sword | 2 |
| #32 | flypaper staff | 2 |
| #58 | foon | 8 |
| #33 | foon of fearfulness | 2 |
| #25 | foon of fleshiness | 3 |
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| #30 | foon of frigidity | 2 |
| #27 | foon of fulmination | 2 |
| #32 | frozen banquet | 33 |
| #36 | glistening staff | 2 |
| #171 | grumpy old man charrrm | 23 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #34 | hairy staff | 3 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #708 | knuckle sandwich | 26 |
| #178 | linoleum staff | 4 |
| #266 | linoleum sword | 3 |
| #32 | lupine sword | 54 |
| #46 | meatspout staff | 3 |
| #317 | mushroom fermenting solution | 24 |
| #104 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #64 | ram-battering staff | 3 |
| #401 | ridiculously huge sword | 27 |
| #198 | rum barrel charrrm | 8 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #41 | savory sword | 2 |
| #39 | serpentine sword | 39 |
| #53 | shuddersword | 2 |
| #177 | silver tongue charrrm | 51 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #38 | soylent staff | 2 |
| #40 | spooky mushroom wine | 11 |
| #140 | spooky staff | 3 |
| #37 | squeaky staff | 2 |
| #88 | star sword | 10 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #1557 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 21 |
| #2290 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2235 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
| #1465 | stuffed Meat | 25 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2821 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2381 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #1919 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #1846 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #1746 | stuffed mink | 17 |
| #1646 | stuffed monocle | 20 |
| #1676 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
| #397 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 53 |
| #2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #513 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 16 |
| #1916 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1522 | stuffed teddy butler | 23 |
| #1317 | stuffed tin of caviar | 30 |
| #1260 | stuffed treasure chest | 29 |
| #2295 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #130 | sword hilt | 2 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #106 | tarrrnish charrrm | 32 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #160 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #734 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #224 | tiny shaker of salt | 10 |
| #418 | tofurkey gravy | 21 |
| #332 | tofurkey leg | 25 |
| #111 | tofurkey nugget | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #95 | voodoo snuff | 15 |
| #157 | white sword | 41 |