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| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #120 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 23 |
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| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #194 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 317 |
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| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
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| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #51 | banana smoothie | 19 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
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| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
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| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
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| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
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| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #661 | ghuol egg | 13 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
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| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #873 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #170 | heart-shaped balloon | 100 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
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| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #348 | leaflet | 2 |
| #983 | length of string | 10 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #4 | solid chrome box | 17 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #507 | spooky felt | 18 |
| #1072 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #409 | spooky toy wheel | 12 |
| #400 | spooky wooden block | 18 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #33 | stuffed angry cow | 706 |
| #49 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 352 |
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| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #347 | tooth | 11 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1145 | valuable trinket | 37 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |