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| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
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| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
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| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #348 | leaflet | 2 |
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| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
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| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
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| #507 | spooky felt | 18 |
| #1071 | spooky length of string | 8 |
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| #408 | spooky toy wheel | 12 |
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| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #34 | stuffed angry cow | 706 |
| #49 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 352 |
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| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
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| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
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| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
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| #934 | wheel | 3 |
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| #665 | yo | 13 |