| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #236 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 10 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1453 | badass belt | 38 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1175 | brick | 22 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #849 | fake hand | 24 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #719 | grue egg | 37 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #370 | handful of sawdust | 9 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1548 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #663 | palm frond | 2 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #527 | pink clay bead | 16 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #478 | red class ring | 16 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #759 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |