The Bob is Me

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#236Baron von Ratsworth's tophat10
#1678Bonerdagon necklace3
#382Boss Bat bling9
#1242Boss Bat britches9
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#817Codpiece of the Goblin King9
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2026Drowsy Sword3
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#892Knob Goblin elite shirt2
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#394Misty Cloak1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#471Sinful Desires1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#1454badass belt38
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#430balaclava1
#1205bit of clingfilm2
#874black candy heart1
#688blue class ring2
#917blue striped oyster egg5
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#6256box of sunshine3
#1177brick22
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#545can of fake snow1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1562clown hammer3
#176coconut bikini top1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#850cornuthaum1
#32dead guy's memento1
#1355defective skull2
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1285duct tape12
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1086eyepatch1
#1638fake fake vomit4
#847fake hand24
#2007felt2
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#1408filthy lucre10
#269floral print shirt1
#428frilly shirt1
#179fudgecycle1
#571fuzzy busby2
#591fuzzy earmuffs1
#695gearbox necklace1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#210gingham blouse1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#2658googly eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#703green clay bead6
#722grue egg37
#3716handful of confetti4
#373handful of sawdust9
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#426icy-hot katana1
#134imitation nice watch1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1828jazz soap1
#1882joybuzzer1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#377los chinos1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#858ninja hot pants1
#2263obsidian dagger4
#319off-white paisley oyster egg7
#1554old sweatpants10
#662palm frond2
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#533pink clay bead16
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#779purple clay bead1
#485red class ring16
#524red striped oyster egg5
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#303rib of the Bonerdagon6
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#1031sawblade shield1
#411shiny hood ornament1
#2957shiny ring1
#803snowboarder pants1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#1678solid gold bowling ball5
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2774spectre scepter4
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#2120stuffing2
#593supportive bra1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#478tree skirt1
#764vertebra of the Bonerdagon10
#896vorpal blade1
#920white class ring2
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#1664whoopie cushion3
#1675wind-up chattering teeth4
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#2114yellow snowcone1

Wow, that's 488 items total!

what items are this player missing?