| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #236 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 10 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #1242 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1454 | badass belt | 38 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #688 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1177 | brick | 22 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1285 | duct tape | 12 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1638 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #847 | fake hand | 24 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1408 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #703 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #722 | grue egg | 37 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #373 | handful of sawdust | 9 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1554 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #662 | palm frond | 2 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #533 | pink clay bead | 16 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #485 | red class ring | 16 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1678 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #764 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #920 | white class ring | 2 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1664 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |