| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #800 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1172 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #659 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #895 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #775 | Drowsy Sword | 21 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #5 | Kiss the Knob apron | 27 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1179 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #17 | Mad Train wine | 28,191 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #195 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #261 | Rock and Roll Legend | 6 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2371 | badass belt | 21 |
| 🥇 | bakelite backpack | 5 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #128 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #667 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #143 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #270 | burst hellseal brain | 23 |
| #85 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #372 | figurine of a cold seal | 16 |
| #274 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #510 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #304 | fuzzy montera | 7 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #266 | ghost of a necklace | 14 |
| #233 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #4 | gingham blouse | 345 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #7 | glistening staff | 71 |
| #366 | gold wedding ring | 15 |
| #428 | green clay bead | 17 |
| #1103 | grue egg | 24 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #1788 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #983 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #6 | hipposkin poncho | 100 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #236 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1392 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #477 | pink clay bead | 21 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| 🥈 | porcelain plus-fours | 3 |
| #6 | poutine pole | 110 |
| #369 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #545 | red class ring | 13 |
| #4 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 363 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #194 | shredded hellseal hide | 32 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #304 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| 🥇 | starchy staff | 1,040 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #166 | torn hellseal sinew | 44 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #176 | wand of pigification | 3 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #589 | white class ring | 9 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |