| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #775 | Drowsy Sword | 21 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #5 | Kiss the Knob apron | 27 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #16 | Mad Train wine | 28,191 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #261 | Rock and Roll Legend | 6 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| 🥇 | bakelite backpack | 5 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #128 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #268 | burst hellseal brain | 23 |
| #87 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #371 | figurine of a cold seal | 16 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #304 | fuzzy montera | 7 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #265 | ghost of a necklace | 14 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #4 | gingham blouse | 345 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #7 | glistening staff | 71 |
| #362 | gold wedding ring | 15 |
| #426 | green clay bead | 17 |
| #1100 | grue egg | 24 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #6 | hipposkin poncho | 100 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1390 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #472 | pink clay bead | 21 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| 🥈 | porcelain plus-fours | 3 |
| #6 | poutine pole | 110 |
| #366 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #537 | red class ring | 13 |
| #4 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 363 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #193 | shredded hellseal hide | 32 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| 🥇 | starchy staff | 1,040 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #165 | torn hellseal sinew | 44 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #175 | wand of pigification | 3 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #585 | white class ring | 9 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |