| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #304 | borg sock monkey | 6 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #418 | cyborg doll | 4 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #388 | disassembled clover | 175 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #1981 | elven cellocello | 3 |
| #1707 | elven suicide capsule | 7 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #198 | figurine of a charred seal | 16 |
| #519 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #248 | figurine of a stinking seal | 9 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #137 | figurine of an ancient seal | 6 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1794 | herringcello | 4 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #1783 | killing feather | 25 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #575 | nanite-infested candy cane | 22 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #1591 | sawblade fragment | 35 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #825 | towel | 9 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #641 | toy jet pack | 11 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #837 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #1276 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |