cognophile

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#264Baron von Ratsworth's tophat9
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#416Boss Bat bling8
#1792Boss Bat britches4
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#965Codpiece of the Goblin King7
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#3211Crimbuck1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#374NG1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#120Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster18
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#384Tales of the Word Realms1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#771Workytime Tea1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#933antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#900baseball1
#577black pepper1
#137blank diary1
🥈blue ribbon1
#7456box of sunshine1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#541bronzed locust1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
#1025disease1
#292disembodied smile1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#655donkey flipbook1
#426dwarvish magazine1
#133eggman noodles1
#95enchanted leopard-print barbell18
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#655hair spray1
#647happiness1
#133hardened slime belt1
#148hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
#995herbs1
#669inkwell1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#709mariachi G-string1
#1087meat vortex1
#466mojo filter1
🥈ninja mop2,823
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#1281plot hole1
#492powdered organs1
#485pygmy blowgun1
#443pygmy pygment1
#961razor-sharp can lid1
#373rib of the Bonerdagon5
#823rocky raccoon1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#128sandwich of the gods19
#578savoy truffle1
#798sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1159spider web1
#577stick of dynamite1
#618tropical orchid1
#764vertebra of the Bonerdagon10
#131walrus ice cream1
#94yellow matter custard1

Wow, that's 3,025 items total!

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