| #69 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #33 | Bag o' Tricks | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbo ukulele | 3 |
| #752 | Crimbuck | 1,113 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #31 | Elvish sunglasses | 2 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #27 | Mayflower bouquet | 2 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 560 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #189 | bunch of bananas | 27 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #36 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #1380 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #298 | jar of swamp gas | 176 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #41 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #49 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #34 | secret from the future | 6 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #24 | squamous polyp | 2 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #678 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #721 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #37 | tiny costume wardrobe | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |