LordHorst

RankItemQuantity
#74Cocktails of the Age of Sail1
#685Crimbo Candy Cookbook7
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#56Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#126Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#59Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#109Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#211Crimbuccaneer flotsam1
#84Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#57Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#142Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#73Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#340Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#91Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#153Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso1
#48Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#127Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#84Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#104Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#86Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
#137Crimbuccaneer whale oil1
#162Elf Army machine parts1
#89Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts1
#98Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion1
#78Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping1
#374Elf Guard MPC1
#50Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#41Elf Guard broom1
#51Elf Guard clipboard1
#92Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#117Elf Guard eyedrops1
#65Elf Guard fuel tank1
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#113Elf Guard honor present1
#69Elf Guard insignia (general)1
#90Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#100Elf Guard mouthknife1
#107Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#118Elf Guard payroll bag1
#56Elf Guard red and white beret1
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#54Elf Guard squirtgun1
#84Elf Guard strategic map1
#83Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo1
#151Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#113Jamaican coffee1
#87Kelflar vest1
#99Lil' Snowball Factory1
#836Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet32
#52My First Paycheck envelope1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#54Princess Rutabaga trading card3
#204Roo trading card1
#842Scalp of Gorgolok4
#62Swedish coffee1
#88The Encyclopedia of Fruit1
#650Wint-O-Fresh mint15
#228Woldo trading card1
#50ancient Elf dessert spoon1
#78baby rigging snake1
#1287badass belt43
#76barnacle-encrusted sweater1
#834bottle of goofballs31
#60brown pirate pants1
#1205can of Binarrrca5
#558candied kobold5
#80candied lime1
#101cannonbomb1
#54canteen of eggnog1
#56chest of "pirate gold"1
#4chiffon chakram1
#4chiffon chamberpot1
🥈chiffon chaps3
#5chiffon chemise2
#705club necklace10
#150corned beet1
#695diamond necklace10
#2069easter egg balloon10
#118flaming glowsticks4
#99flask of egggrog1
#32free boots1
#80fruit-stuffed rumcake1
#131gingerbread nylons1
#95gingerbread pirate1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#312green candy heart76
#98grog nuts1
#802grue egg33
#33gunwale1
#7gunwale whalegun1
#1246handful of confetti32
#925heart necklace8
#102hot wine1
#358lavender candy heart60
#212loadstone3
#64massive wrench1
#115military-grade peppermint oil1
#60mulled wine1
#1079obsidian dagger15
#116officer's nog1
#1229old sweatpants24
#93old-school pirate grog1
#329orange candy heart100
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#80pegfinger1
#85peppermint bomb1
#116peppermint tack1
#117pet anchor1
#333pink candy heart78
#1019pixellated candy heart8
#172plastic passion fruit11
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#96prank Crimbo card1
#56punching mirror1
#106red and white claret1
#31red white and blue claret1
#44replica Elf Guard medal1
#878rubber WWBD? bracelet9
#1107rubber WWJD? bracelet7
#423rubber WWSPD? bracelet16
#371rubber WWtNSD? bracelet17
#116rum-soaked fruitcake1
#81sawed-off blunderbuss1
#52sequin-encrusted sweater1
#97shipwright's hammer1
#1978spade necklace3
#1035spectre scepter30
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#943stick of "gum"1
#36stolen accordion6,133
#1239stuffed Baron von Ratsworth32
#862stuffed Cheshire bitten54
#886stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech53
#1201stuffed Meat35
#997stuffed angry cow49
#1136stuffed astral badger45
#989stuffed baby gravy fairy51
#2131stuffed cocoabo23
#1000stuffed flaming gravy fairy50
#939stuffed frozen gravy fairy52
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1000stuffed hand turkey50
#781stuffed key69
#96stuffed kraken1
#1094stuffed mind flayer47
#1336stuffed mink29
#1223stuffed monocle34
#1136stuffed scary death orb45
#674stuffed shoulder parrot32
#946stuffed sleazy gravy fairy52
#884stuffed snowy owl53
#1297stuffed spooky gravy fairy40
#1184stuffed stinky gravy fairy42
#1323stuffed teddy butler30
#1205stuffed tin of caviar35
#806stuffed treasure chest64
#943stuffed undead elbow macaroni53
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#2120stuffing2
#115sugarplum ration1
#112sundae ration1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6122tiny plastic angry goat2
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4798tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#171topiary nugglet4
#73trick coin1
#1583useless powder6
#692vertebra of the Bonerdagon12
#49wet tack1
#115whale cerebrospinal fluid1
#61whalecake1
#39whalegun1
#116whalesteak1
#485white candy heart36
#114wriggling worm5
#364yellow candy heart102
#37yule grog1

Wow, that's 8,292 items total!

what items are this player missing?