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| #688 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #121 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #108 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #123 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #100 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #158 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #76 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #358 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #115 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #70 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #98 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #86 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #147 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #109 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #84 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #94 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #834 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #50 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #54 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 3 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #59 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #87 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #650 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 15 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #49 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #1287 | badass belt | 43 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #833 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #59 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #1206 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #559 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #78 | candied lime | 1 |
| #96 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #51 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #54 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| 🥈 | chiffon chaps | 3 |
| #5 | chiffon chemise | 2 |
| #706 | club necklace | 10 |
| #143 | corned beet | 1 |
| #696 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #118 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #77 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #125 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #92 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #312 | green candy heart | 76 |
| #96 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #803 | grue egg | 33 |
| #32 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #1246 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #927 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #97 | hot wine | 1 |
| #359 | lavender candy heart | 60 |
| #212 | loadstone | 3 |
| #63 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #112 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #56 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #1080 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #113 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #1228 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| #90 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #330 | orange candy heart | 100 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #76 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #83 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #114 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #114 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #332 | pink candy heart | 78 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #173 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #91 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #54 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #102 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #42 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #423 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 16 |
| #373 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 17 |
| #111 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #77 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #94 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1033 | spectre scepter | 30 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #36 | stolen accordion | 6,133 |
| #1239 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 32 |
| #863 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 54 |
| #888 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 53 |
| #1203 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #999 | stuffed angry cow | 49 |
| #1139 | stuffed astral badger | 45 |
| #990 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1002 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 50 |
| #940 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 52 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1003 | stuffed hand turkey | 50 |
| #781 | stuffed key | 69 |
| #90 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1096 | stuffed mind flayer | 47 |
| #1338 | stuffed mink | 29 |
| #1223 | stuffed monocle | 34 |
| #1138 | stuffed scary death orb | 45 |
| #674 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 32 |
| #946 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 52 |
| #887 | stuffed snowy owl | 53 |
| #1299 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1324 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1206 | stuffed tin of caviar | 35 |
| #805 | stuffed treasure chest | 64 |
| #945 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 53 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #111 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #109 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #172 | topiary nugglet | 4 |
| #71 | trick coin | 1 |
| #1585 | useless powder | 6 |
| #690 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #112 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #60 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #114 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #487 | white candy heart | 36 |
| #114 | wriggling worm | 5 |
| #365 | yellow candy heart | 102 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |