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| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
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| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #833 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #54 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 3 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #648 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 15 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #1288 | badass belt | 43 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #829 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #559 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #5 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| 🥈 | chiffon chaps | 3 |
| #5 | chiffon chemise | 2 |
| #707 | club necklace | 10 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #118 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #312 | green candy heart | 76 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #799 | grue egg | 33 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #1239 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #358 | lavender candy heart | 60 |
| #207 | loadstone | 3 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #1223 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #330 | orange candy heart | 100 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #332 | pink candy heart | 78 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #167 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #417 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 16 |
| #371 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 17 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1029 | spectre scepter | 30 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #36 | stolen accordion | 6,133 |
| #1233 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 32 |
| #852 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 54 |
| #882 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 53 |
| #1198 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #994 | stuffed angry cow | 49 |
| #1135 | stuffed astral badger | 45 |
| #983 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #996 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 50 |
| #936 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 52 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #996 | stuffed hand turkey | 50 |
| #776 | stuffed key | 69 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1088 | stuffed mind flayer | 47 |
| #1337 | stuffed mink | 29 |
| #1218 | stuffed monocle | 34 |
| #1135 | stuffed scary death orb | 45 |
| #673 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 32 |
| #941 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 52 |
| #883 | stuffed snowy owl | 53 |
| #1296 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1182 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1324 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1203 | stuffed tin of caviar | 35 |
| #803 | stuffed treasure chest | 64 |
| #942 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 53 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #166 | topiary nugglet | 4 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #1585 | useless powder | 6 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #488 | white candy heart | 36 |
| #113 | wriggling worm | 5 |
| #365 | yellow candy heart | 102 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |