crapmonster

RankItemQuantity
#1781Angry Farmer candy4
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#154Crimboween memo55
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#1753Imp Ale3
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#183Knob Goblin eyedrops1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#801Knob Goblin harem veil2
#164Knob Goblin learning pill1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#588Knob Goblin seltzer8
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
#831Knob Goblin steroids2
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#557Knob Goblin superseltzer4
#1093Mad Train wine20
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#86Super Magic Power Sword X2
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#6538badass belt2
#329bat guano38
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#254beer goggles1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#55black velvet box15
#466bloody beer16
#621bloody mary1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#1329bottle of gin1
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1273bottle of whiskey3
#1334boxed wine1
#4784candy cane1
#3108candy stake2
🥈carbonite visor1
#314chewing gum on a string35
#774chunk of depleted Grimacite11
#597coffin lid1
#1424corpsedriver2
#1811corpsetini1
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1363disco ball5
#1607dollhive1
#1391evil googly eye1
#1508evil teddy bear5
#1070fancy but probably evil chocolate6
#2035fancy dress ball2
#1610flashing novelty button1
#1456furry fur1
#777ghuol ears4
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#2303gingerbread horror3
#825gob of wet hair1
#2126golden ring34
#1683green beer2
#548grog1
#5338grue egg1
#1225gyroscope1
#66handmade hobby horse3
#1129ice-cold Willer10
#1108ice-cold fotie3
#1919immense cyborg hand2
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#1782killing feather25
#2060laser-broiled pear11
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#60lifeless meat doll1
#1007lihc eye1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1890oyster basket1
#962penguin skin8
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#937portable corkscrew6
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#569rat appendix6
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1060robotronic egg25
#2677rogue swarmer1
#2055roll of toilet paper3
#2248sawblade fragment15
#476shot of grapefruit schnapps4
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#482shot of tomato schnapps4
#2624spooky eggnog2
#599spooky felt15
#570spooky length of string18
#1415spooky mushroom3
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#941spooky stick3
#1333spooky stuffing2
#798spooky wooden block8
#553stick-on-a-string7
#250stinky mushroom wine1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#2246string of red beads1
#1551stringy sinew3
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#1963teddy borg1
#438tequila sunrise1
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#338tiny plastic star starfish44
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2887toast6
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2527toothsome rock1
#1079toy crazy train6
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1722toy space helmet2
#2003tree-eating kite6
#2530unstable laser battery10
#333urinal cake8
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1777vibrating cyborg knife4
#2317vitachoconutriment capsule5
#639vodka and cranberry1
#586wang1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1584yo3

Wow, that's 756 items total!

what items are this player missing?