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| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
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| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
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| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
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| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
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| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
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| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
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| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
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| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #52 | fake hand | 375 |
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| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
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| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
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| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #190 | grue egg omelette | 17 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #244 | heart-shaped balloon | 54 |
| #863 | herb brownies | 6 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
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| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #49 | long-stemmed rose | 39 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #183 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #196 | personalized birthday cake | 8 |
| #639 | pet rock | 12 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
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| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #358 | portable corkscrew | 19 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #56 | right half of a heart necklace | 10 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #375 | roll of toilet paper | 242 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1958 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #452 | snake | 11 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #460 | sparkler | 11 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #853 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #687 | string of green beads | 18 |
| #612 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #370 | stuffed ninja snowman | 12 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2085 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #521 | tofurkey gravy | 17 |
| #533 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #47 | tomato daiquiri | 29 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #553 | toy crazy train | 16 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #578 | toy ray gun | 15 |
| #496 | tree-eating kite | 68 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #872 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #172 | white Canadian | 22 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #197 | white candygram | 2 |
| #101 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 27 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #119 | yak whip | 1 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |