| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #562 | banana | 7 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #868 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #1464 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #985 | jar of swamp gas | 9 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #870 | line | 7 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #469 | maple syrup | 8 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #288 | milk of magnesium | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #124 | poisonous caviar | 5 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #611 | poutine | 2 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |