| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #562 | banana | 7 |
| #565 | banana peel | 2 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #871 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #985 | jar of swamp gas | 9 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #871 | line | 7 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #473 | maple syrup | 8 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #287 | milk of magnesium | 2 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #126 | poisonous caviar | 5 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #616 | poutine | 2 |
| #1592 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1343 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |