| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #414 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #439 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #434 | Go-Wassail | 40 |
| #407 | Schrödinger's thermos | 40 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #817 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #101 | blank fudge mold | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1090 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #351 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #416 | divine champagne flute | 8 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #898 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #144 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #1001 | fudgecule | 85 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #147 | green gummi ingot | 231 |
| #82 | gummi ammonite | 3 |
| #78 | gummi belemnite | 3 |
| #52 | gummi trilobite | 5 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #522 | jerky coins | 35 |
| #1197 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #190 | nanite-infested candy cane | 86 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #144 | red gummi ingot | 235 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #1855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2252 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2165 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1647 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #2022 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1672 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #2136 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #2474 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #1779 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1851 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1709 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #767 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #147 | yellow gummi ingot | 229 |