| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #624 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #415 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #440 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #437 | Go-Wassail | 40 |
| #408 | Schrödinger's thermos | 40 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #819 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #102 | blank fudge mold | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1727 | candy cane | 16 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1088 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #350 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #416 | divine champagne flute | 8 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #900 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #144 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #1006 | fudgecule | 85 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #151 | green gummi ingot | 231 |
| #82 | gummi ammonite | 3 |
| #78 | gummi belemnite | 3 |
| #52 | gummi trilobite | 5 |
| #968 | herringcello | 20 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #523 | jerky coins | 35 |
| #1198 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #190 | nanite-infested candy cane | 86 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #147 | red gummi ingot | 235 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #1863 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2772 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2258 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2175 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1649 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #2029 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1680 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #2144 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #2481 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #3951 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #1788 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1856 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #2665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1790 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1713 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #768 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2804 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2729 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #150 | yellow gummi ingot | 229 |