| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #332 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 7 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #173 | Gordon Bennett | 2 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #776 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #671 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 3 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #911 | Knob Goblin pants | 2 |
| #506 | Knob Goblin perfume | 4 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #781 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 9 |
| #204 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 41 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #48 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2282 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #160 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 9 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #594 | Wand of Nagamar | 7 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #585 | astronaut pants | 13 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #345 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1148 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #420 | computronic processing unit | 8 |
| #632 | cornuthaum | 3 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #716 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #379 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #327 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #215 | hot hi mein | 2 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #929 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #383 | leotarrrd | 4 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #961 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #801 | meat vortex | 10 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1045 | phonics down | 4 |
| #824 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 8 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #424 | pitchfork | 3 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #768 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #141 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #597 | scroll of drastic healing | 81 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #111 | shock collar | 8 |
| #283 | skeleton key | 23 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #343 | smart skull | 40 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #402 | snowboarder pants | 7 |
| #471 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 227 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #992 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #670 | star chart | 7 |
| #329 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #306 | star hat | 4 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #152 | star sword | 5 |
| #281 | stick-on-a-string | 15 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #911 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 23 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #564 | swashbuckling pants | 5 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #637 | toothsome rock | 15 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #320 | toy jet pack | 24 |
| #897 | toy mercenary | 6 |
| #726 | toy ray gun | 11 |
| #517 | toy space helmet | 16 |
| #1379 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #255 | turtle pheromones | 15 |
| #350 | twinkly powder | 6 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #800 | wolf mask | 7 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |