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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
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| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
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| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
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| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
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| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
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| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #272 | coffin lid | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #105 | dead guy's watch | 100 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #509 | duct tape | 67 |
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| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #922 | filthy lucre | 33 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #232 | frilly skirt | 19 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #566 | giant pinky ring | 26 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #167 | golden ring | 120 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #186 | grave robbing shovel | 10 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #343 | maiden wig | 6 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #86 | rabbit punch | 2 |
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| #36 | ring of conflict | 18 |
| #33 | ring of fire resistance | 21 |
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| #890 | roll of toilet paper | 58 |
| #202 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 22 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #755 | shiny ring | 32 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |