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| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #850 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
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| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
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| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #50 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
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| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #185 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 9 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #681 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #535 | antique record album | 4 |
| #698 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #498 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #870 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1531 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1532 | disco mask | 2 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #392 | figurine of a charred seal | 8 |
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| #26 | figurine of a slippery seal | 63 |
| #217 | figurine of a stinking seal | 10 |
| #96 | figurine of an ancient seal | 10 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #452 | hellseal claw | 25 |
| #411 | hellseal whisker | 24 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #422 | linoleum ore | 10 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #473 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #1132 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #555 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #1362 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #1023 | saucepan | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #1346 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #290 | stone of eXtreme power | 38 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #484 | volcanic ash | 3 |
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