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| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #847 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #1562 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #185 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 9 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #354 | Wand of Nagamar | 15 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #693 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #2996 | badass belt | 15 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #869 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1526 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #394 | figurine of a charred seal | 8 |
| #215 | figurine of a cold seal | 30 |
| #26 | figurine of a slippery seal | 63 |
| #218 | figurine of a stinking seal | 10 |
| #95 | figurine of an ancient seal | 10 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #450 | hellseal claw | 25 |
| #409 | hellseal whisker | 24 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #418 | linoleum ore | 10 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #469 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #1131 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #552 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1358 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #1021 | saucepan | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #1341 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #290 | stone of eXtreme power | 38 |
| #146 | teflon ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #133 | velcro ore | 2 |
| #134 | vinyl ore | 2 |
| #483 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |