| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO scrip | 450 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #47 | Goodfella contract | 1,051 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #312 | burnt flower | 5 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 27 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #663 | old sweatpants | 92 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #5 | sleaze powder | 3,018 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |