#865 | Amulet of Yendor | 14 |
#1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
#36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
#97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
#1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
#583 | Feynman gate | 16 |
#325 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 26 |
#63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
#250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#664 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
#297 | astronaut pants | 31 |
#187 | atomic vector plotter | 22 |
#708 | bag of Cheat-Os | 4 |
#789 | bag of airline peanuts | 34 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#285 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 11 |
#568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#1363 | brick | 15 |
#552 | candy stake | 11 |
#1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
#584 | clown hammer | 47 |
#558 | clown shoes | 3 |
#120 | computronic processing unit | 35 |
#46 | deck of tropical cards | 7 |
#1480 | defective skull | 1 |
#1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
#1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
#225 | evil teddy bear | 69 |
#191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#1011 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
#716 | fake fake vomit | 41 |
#859 | fake hand | 23 |
#993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
#2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
#3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
#790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
#427 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 8 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#236 | ion grid | 61 |
#145 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 31 |
#671 | jazz soap | 41 |
#32 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
#1046 | joybuzzer | 18 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#726 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 37 |
#5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
#16 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 5 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#884 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
#863 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 29 |
#71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
#65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
#327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
#106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
#289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
#64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
#1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
#518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
#566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
#243 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 16 |
#2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
#920 | rubber emo roe | 28 |
#386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
#939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#630 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
#1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
#1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
#1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
#2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
#1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#38 | stuffed alien blob | 151 |
#124 | sub-molecular interocitor | 32 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
#972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#257 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
#2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
#2068 | top | 1 |
#441 | toy crazy train | 21 |
#1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
#69 | toy mercenary | 89 |
#1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
#1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
#289 | tree-eating kite | 129 |
#133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
#389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
#178 | urinal cake | 50 |
#45 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 253 |
#1538 | wheel | 1 |
#533 | whoopie cushion | 59 |
#717 | wind-up chattering teeth | 40 |
#902 | x-ray specs | 12 |
#227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
#876 | yellow snowcone | 34 |