| #865 | Amulet of Yendor | 14 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #581 | Feynman gate | 16 |
| #325 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 26 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #666 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #297 | astronaut pants | 31 |
| #187 | atomic vector plotter | 22 |
| #709 | bag of Cheat-Os | 4 |
| #788 | bag of airline peanuts | 34 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #285 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 11 |
| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1365 | brick | 15 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #1344 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #584 | clown hammer | 47 |
| #557 | clown shoes | 3 |
| #120 | computronic processing unit | 35 |
| #45 | deck of tropical cards | 7 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #225 | evil teddy bear | 69 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1009 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #714 | fake fake vomit | 41 |
| #858 | fake hand | 23 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #427 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 8 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #236 | ion grid | 61 |
| #145 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 31 |
| #673 | jazz soap | 41 |
| #31 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #1045 | joybuzzer | 18 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #726 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 37 |
| #5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
| #16 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 5 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #883 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #862 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 29 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #517 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
| #243 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 16 |
| #2053 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #923 | rubber emo roe | 28 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #632 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed alien blob | 151 |
| #124 | sub-molecular interocitor | 32 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #258 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #441 | toy crazy train | 21 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #69 | toy mercenary | 89 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #289 | tree-eating kite | 129 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #178 | urinal cake | 50 |
| #45 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 253 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #532 | whoopie cushion | 59 |
| #719 | wind-up chattering teeth | 40 |
| #900 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #874 | yellow snowcone | 34 |