| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #403 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 32 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #881 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #557 | cool whip | 3 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #347 | fuzzy earmuffs | 5 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #585 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #285 | hot plate | 2 |
| #206 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #312 | imp unity ring | 4 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1390 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #1313 | pail | 3 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #740 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #32 | solid baconstone earring | 2 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #232 | spaghetti cult rosary | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #804 | theoretical string | 11 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |