| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #459 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #403 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 32 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #799 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #558 | cool whip | 3 |
| #242 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #346 | fuzzy earmuffs | 5 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #590 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #288 | hot plate | 2 |
| #208 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #312 | imp unity ring | 4 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1392 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #743 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #31 | solid baconstone earring | 2 |
| #1678 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #234 | spaghetti cult rosary | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #804 | theoretical string | 11 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |