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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #160 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 14 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #16 | El Vibrato translator | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #860 | Meleegra™ pills | 4 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #625 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #2058 | box of sunshine | 64 |
| #25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #20 | cardboard katana | 82 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #39 | disease | 925 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #686 | duct tape | 40 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #432 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #394 | green balloon | 6 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #28 | guano coffee cup | 1,057 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #279 | heart-shaped balloon | 37 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #469 | ninja hot pants | 5 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #109 | shimmering rainbow sand | 5 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #5 | silver tongue charrrm | 14,610 |
| #5 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 131 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #243 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1496 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #414 | warm mushroom | 3 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |