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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
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| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #16 | El Vibrato translator | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
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| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
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| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
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| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
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| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #623 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #2058 | box of sunshine | 64 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #433 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
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| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
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| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
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| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
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| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
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| #984 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #394 | green balloon | 6 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
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| #28 | guano coffee cup | 1,057 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #279 | heart-shaped balloon | 37 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #471 | ninja hot pants | 5 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1038 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #405 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #109 | shimmering rainbow sand | 5 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #482 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #5 | silver tongue charrrm | 14,610 |
| #5 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 131 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1494 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #3037 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| #298 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #413 | warm mushroom | 3 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |