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| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #24 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 4 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #133 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #136 | helmet turtle | 807 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1127 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #110 | recursive spline reticulator | 46 |
| #438 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 8 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1708 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #17 | super-spiky hair gel | 8,660 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #349 | turtle pheromones | 9 |
| #915 | turtle totem | 22 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #506 | yeti fur | 200 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |