| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #104 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 34 |
| #49 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 14 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #121 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 34 |
| #69 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 9 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #974 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 48 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #844 | Rock Pops | 59 |
| #337 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 15 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1342 | Valentine | 9 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1042 | Yummy Tummy bean | 154 |
| #30 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 864 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #395 | beertini | 4 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #107 | black paisley oyster egg | 35 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #53 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 85 |
| #35 | black striped oyster egg | 87 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #334 | blue striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #618 | box of sunshine | 516 |
| #290 | brine | 66 |
| #610 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #244 | bungle in the jungle | 4 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #948 | candy cane | 37 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #401 | cherry | 6 |
| #775 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1019 | dill | 20 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #290 | felt | 28 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #563 | ghost cucumber | 80 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #263 | googly eye | 55 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #345 | ice-cold six-pack | 29 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #349 | jar of swamp gas | 120 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | leather chaps | 9 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #834 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #251 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #4 | orphan baby yeti | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #28 | penguin skin | 12,864 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #654 | pixellated candy heart | 17 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #118 | radio button candy | 10 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #396 | red plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #431 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #338 | spectral pickle | 41 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #113 | stone of eXtreme power | 101 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #127 | stuffing | 66 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #181 | toy wheel | 48 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #277 | wang | 8 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #863 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #41 | yeti fur | 9,877 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |