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| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #57 | Mae West | 36 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #313 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| #454 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #397 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
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| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
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| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #870 | bag of airline peanuts | 28 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #283 | booty chest charrrm | 23 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
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| #345 | bugbear beanie | 17 |
| #364 | bugbear bungguard | 14 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #323 | cannonball charrrm | 17 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #301 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #677 | clown hammer | 38 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #37 | cold hi mein | 54 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #298 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 20 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #515 | dehydrated caviar | 4 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #840 | disco ball | 22 |
| #805 | disco mask | 20 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #784 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #734 | evil teddy bear | 16 |
| #1448 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #932 | fake fake vomit | 26 |
| #857 | fake hand | 23 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #35 | fettucini Inconnu | 53 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #170 | fuzzbump | 20 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #430 | goat cheese pizza | 13 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #514 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1311 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #18 | hot hi mein | 207 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #187 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 45 |
| #88 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 14 |
| #121 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 4 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #700 | jar of swamp gas | 24 |
| #619 | jazz soap | 46 |
| #1094 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1290 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #83 | mariachi pants | 423 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1043 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #119 | ocean motion | 21 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #509 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 6 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1101 | pasta spoon | 6 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #441 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 58 |
| #798 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 33 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #257 | pink pony | 10 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #48 | prussian cathouse | 39 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1811 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #958 | rubber emo roe | 26 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #476 | seal tooth | 22 |
| #1189 | seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #404 | silver tongue charrrm | 10 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #26 | sleazy hi mein | 99 |
| #269 | slip 'n' slide | 4 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #627 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #254 | spooky cosmetics bag | 9 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #846 | squashed frog | 4 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #3474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3406 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #3564 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #1922 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3642 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #770 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4591 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #158 | toast | 10,507 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #574 | toy jet pack | 13 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #536 | toy ray gun | 17 |
| #634 | toy space helmet | 12 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #781 | turtle totem | 31 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #1583 | useless powder | 6 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #52 | weegee sqouija | 2 |
| #1251 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #748 | x-ray specs | 19 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1213 | yellow snowcone | 16 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |