| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #4118 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #1937 | brick | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1233 | loose teeth | 4 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1115 | pail | 5 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #163 | [2108]rock | 25 |
| #192 | rogue swarmer | 130 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 422 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic The Man | 15 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #28 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 201 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |